DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, TARDIS, YOU’RE JUST DIFFERENT
NO YOU’RE NOT. YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO PICK YOU UP AT THE POLICE STATION EVERY NIGHT. THIS NEED TO STOP. WE ALL LOVE YOU, TARDIS. WE JUST WANT TO SEE YOU GET BETTER.
HELLO, MY NAME IS TARDIS AND I’M AN ALCOHOLIC.
YOU BASTARDS LET THE TARDIS HAVE SOME FUN! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THE DOCTOR CAN BE? SHE NEEDS TO RELAAAX MAN. BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. SHE’S BEEN SERVING YOU FOR YEARS CAN’T YOU LET HER HAVE SOME FUN TOO? IT’S ALWAYS JUST ‘OH LET’S GO HERE OH LET’S GO THERE’ AND DOES ANYONE EVER ASK HER WHEN SHE WANTS TO GO? NO! SO IN THE NAME OF RASSILON, LEAVE THE TARDIS ALONE!
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